So the move went pretty well. Under two hours to load the truck in StL and just over two hours to unload it in KC. Thanks to Maria, Tracy, Amy, Romine, Ed, Buck, and Aaron for all the help! A special thanks to Mr. Lenon and Scott for braving the heat of the truck to help fill space with boxes. Who knew that a 26′ truck would just barely fit everything Susie and I own? Well, I did… which is why Susie and I had a disagreement as to the size of the truck… in the end, Susie was wrong, but right… her insistance on a 24′ truck got us a 26′ truck at the 24′ price… not too shabby.
Exhausted from the move and drive across the state (not to mention the poorly planned Corey and Josh White Castle run at 2:30 am on Friday night) I didn’t take the moving truck back on Saturday night. Sunday morning, Darwin awoke me at 7:30 to let me know that food would be appreciated. It was at this time that I discovered a welcome gift from one of my neighbors… the Uhaul truck had been “tagged” by some hooligan in the night… awesome. I mean, what was I thinking leaving a giant untagged vertical surface just sitting on the side of the street? This was entirely my own fault.
I should have taken a picture of it, but I was too pissed… Susie and I spent about an hour trying to scrub it off with a scouring sponge… something that worked okay, but was laborious. Then I went to Home Depot and bought some “Graffitti Remover”… that shit is “da bomb”. Came right off.
Lessons Learned:
- Follow your instincts to return the damned truck, exhaustion be damned!
- Exhaust all chemical solutions before resulting to brute force.
- Susie is cute in a bikini top scrubbing spray paint off of things.
- Don’t wake Susie up to complain that some idiot spray painted the rental truck.
In all, a very illuminating weekend.
Upcoming Plans: Unpacking! Also: Moving the parental units to their new home!

My older brother sure thinks he is funny.